pour one out for all the ihop/ihob employees who are gonna have to deal with people thinking they care/had anything to do with this decision at all and giving them their unwanted opinions in the coming weeks
baby boomers gonna be rushing demanding an explanation like
you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship
i hate fighting game tiers cause the actual main characters are always like D-tier while some obscure ass villian is the only S-tier character due to an exploit where you instantly win by doing a dash taunt loopdy zoop cancel grab chain into a zippity doo wop combo meal with extra fries and a large coke. fucking bullshit
I take it you lost recently?
awful bold of you to assume i play videogames that involve other people
aka “A attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success, & a high probability of it proving merely futile & faintly unpleasant’