June 28, 2018

chefpyro:

icekong:

governmentshill:

tilthat:

TIL in 2009, Burger King ran the “Whopper Sacrifice” campaign, which offered a free hamburger to anyone who deleted ten friends off Facebook. Facebook suspended the program because Burger King was sending notifications to the castoffs letting them know they’d been dropped for a sandwich.

via reddit.com

Powerful

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June 28, 2018

(Source: sodapickles, via seigneurruei)

June 17, 2018

pepsi-mann:

*snap*

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hnnnnnng…. That’s going in my cringe compilation…

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June 16, 2018

magnolia-noire:

queenieeegoldstein:

pour one out for all the ihop/ihob employees who are gonna have to deal with people thinking they care/had anything to do with this decision at all and giving them their unwanted opinions in the coming weeks

baby boomers gonna be rushing demanding an explanation like

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April 26, 2018

wichatime:

gembondings:

sonicunleashed:

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink*
me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

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(Source: dreamcastmod, via hello-i-am-patches-deactivated2)

April 26, 2018
setzeri:
“ I posted an open job application for Yacht Club Games.
I think I made an impression.
”

setzeri:

I posted an open job application for Yacht Club Games.

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I think I made an impression.

(via momfricker)

April 26, 2018

conjunxs:

you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship

(Source: officialrung, via monsieurtoast)

April 26, 2018
micspam:
“ healingisneeded:
“LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
” ”

micspam:

healingisneeded:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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April 26, 2018

joey-wheeler-official:

shitposter42:

joey-wheeler-official:

i hate fighting game tiers cause the actual main characters are always like D-tier while some obscure ass villian is the only S-tier character due to an exploit where you instantly win by doing a dash taunt loopdy zoop cancel grab chain into a zippity doo wop combo meal with extra fries and a large coke. fucking bullshit

I take it you lost recently?

awful bold of you to assume i play videogames that involve other people

(via moonlandingwasfaked)

April 26, 2018

herculepoirot314:

dubiousculturalartifact:

I just accidentally invented a new idiom, maybe?

Licking a tree & hoping for maple syrup.” 

aka “A attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success, & a high probability of it proving merely futile & faintly unpleasant’

I can support this as a turn of phrase.

(via 131-di)